MC Spanky McGee, aka ginger balls, has certainly hit the nail on the head regarding my dry nipples. But since I discovered Bag Balm, I’m all good to go, bro.
This skin-softening balm was formulated by a Vermont chemist over 100 years ago to treat chapped and abraded cows’ udders. Over the years, it gained favor for use on other domestic animals, including cats and dogs, for chapping, scratches, abrasions and burns. It has even been used on search-and-rescue dogs, protecting their paws from damage while working in harsh conditions.Contains petrolatum, lanolin, and a mild antiseptic. It comes highly recommended by farmers and vets, and widely appreciated by pets, horses and other livestock. Packaged in an attractive traditional-style tin.
24 May 2008 sich freuen
Seriously. You’ve GOT to have better material than this, guys.
If I have to hear anything else about what Spanky, Sich Freuen, or any other Trumpet dude puts on his ballsack, nipples, or other “sensitive” areas, I am going to publish an entire post on yeast infections and vaginal discharge. Be warned.
Gold bond.
All right. Be prepared.
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And Gold Bond is cool, but sometimes a little too cool on the ol’ balls if you know what I mean–Griff, I’m sure you don’t. Women have no idea how hard it is to be a man.
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