Archive for June 17th, 2008

New Metallica album named “Death Magnetic”

Posted In: Entertainment, Movies

Metallica names new album

What? Have they gone indie-rock? What kind of title is that?

The only good news that I gleaned from the article is this:

“Death Magnetic” (Warner Bros.) was produced by Rick Rubin

If anyone can save Metallica from themselves, it’s Rick Rubin. You sure as shit know that Bob Rock can’t do it, since he is heavily responsible for the murder of Lars Ulrich and the subsequent replacement of him with a rather-inferior lookalike drummer. At any rate, Bob Rock produced “St. Anger,” and we know what a hot pile of shit that that was.

I hope Newsted is wearing aviators somewhere, lounging around in an “And Justice For All” t-shirt, shaking his head–BUT luxuriating in the truth that he wisely quit that band….

-MC Spanky McGee

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George Takei forgives Tim Hardaway

Posted In: Celebrities, Entertainment, Internet, People, Random Lashing Out, Television, Videos

I’m not sure how recent this is, but it’s pretty fuckin’ awesome.  It gets good around .40:

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Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 6-17-2008

Posted In: Blasts From the Web

NEWS

Newly found planets make case for ‘crowded universe’

Lifehacker.com

How to Make Windows Vista Less Annoying

Power User’s Guide to Firefox 3

instructables.com

How to rescue a stinky T-shirt (Coping with str…

sogoodblog.com

Cindy McCain Caught Plagiarizing Recipes AGAIN

gizmodo.com

Dealzmodo: Amazon MP3 Albums For $1.99 (Starting With Coldplay)

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