Grown Pumpkin is the brainchild behind Soupy Trumpet, so I’ll reserve this top spot for him.
I, MC Spanky McGee, view Soupy Trumpet primarily as a rant site, a place where several douchebags can review entities of all kinds, including food, music, movies, sports, etc. Propaganda is churned out for favorable items, activities and people, and scorn is heaped upon weak tea. We love to clown photos by tearin’ them up with some Photoshop (although my Photoshop skills are jankety-janked out).
One’s eating habits are always under the microscope, so make sure you put on an acceptable performance at Old Country Buffet (preferably at brunch).
We also dork it out by discussing computer tips and throwin’ hate at teabaggers on Halo 3.
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