Grown Pumpkin likes to play air hockey at the YMCA. He also loves the corn dogs at their snack counter (unless the Y has splurged on a ve-ge-ta-ble tray with lots of celery and carrots).
His favorite rapper is Snow.
His favorite rock band is Nickelback.
His favorite movie is “Solo,” starring Mario Van Peebles.
His favorite teams are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, St. Louis Rams, New York Mets,
and the Iowa Hawkeyes. He really likes NCAA football. (Bullshit. He just doesn’t get it. –Spanky) (rrrrrriiiiiiiiight…as if Hawkeye football is quantum mechanics…something you “get” or “don’t get”…how the hell can you “not get” a bunch of obnoxious white folks getting their asses kicked by Michigan and OSU?Â Oh, I see…if you aren’t one of The Chosen, then you don’t “get it” –Tagooch).Â His favorite athletes are J.D. Drew and Tom Glavine…and also Jim Edmonds for his web gems. His favorite coaches are Jon Gruden, Bill Parcells, Tony LaRussa and Bobby Valentine.
His favorite item at McD’s is a Happy Meal. (Usually he orders two).
His favorite pastime consists of trying to hatch moneymaking plots on Myspace that violate federal copyright laws.
Other than that, Pumpkin digs on puppies, rainbows, and Lisa Frank folders. He still uses a Trapper Keeper to hold all his drarrings. In 1984, he was best known as “that little fat kid at the Fun Fair.”
Spanks says: Ya been clowned. (read: maybe 2% of this profile is legit, like the part about the Fun Fair, but Punkin won’t upgrade so we do it for himÂ –Tagooch)