The problem with our immigration process is not Mexicans running wild in America. The problem with immigration is illegal immigrants. If you can understand that continue reading, if not continue on your unedeucated red neck ways.

For those of you still reading I have a plan to fix our immigration issues. The biggest problem with illegals is that they dont pay taxes. If they paid taxes we would be able to support them and there US born children. While we have a problem with all illegal immigrants our obvious big problem is our brothers from the south. This is why I have come up with the buy a Mexican program.

This plan is not just for Mexicans. I want to be clear you could buy someone from anywhere if thats what you wanted. This is how it works.

1. You find someone that wants in the country and you sponsor them.

2. You then pay, lets just say $10,000, for the right to bring them to the country.

3. This $10,000 investment is used to pay for more people to proccess all the immigrants. They take blood, hair, finger prints, eye scans, inject a GPS, and then give them a workers permit.

4. Now whoever paid the fee negotiates how long this immigrant must work for them to earn there way into America. We shouldnt get greedy so lets just say 15 months. During these 15 months they work for minummum wages but enough to have three hots and a cot.

5. At the end of the 15 months they can go out on there own with a green card. They can work for better wages and start to benifit from this great land called America. The best part, we know who they are and where they are. If they are here they are paying taxes and contributing to America. Which is all any tax paying former immigrant to the United States wants.

6. After Nine and a half years of paying taxes and contributing to American economy they can apply for citizenship and with all the new immigration workers we have hired in the ten years since they showed up there will be plenty of people to proccess there application.

We getthe workers we need to build America and we get the tax money to make it better. If you can afford it you should go out and Rent a Mexican.

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I have come up with a way to solve the welfare systems growing problems.  It is called the Cadillac Welfare Plan.  It is very simple and will take a relativly short 20 years to work.  Basicly we are going to eliminate the welfare class therby saving billions of dollars over the next few decades.

All we have to do is give everyone on welfare their choice of a domestic vehicle and every three years they can have a new car.  Whatever car they choose.  They can have an Escalade, an Envoy, a Denali, whatever they want.  Then they can do with it as they please, sell it keep it whatever.  This is good because then they can have the money from the car to do with as they please or they can drive around and look like they have money.  The catch is they have to be neutered to qualify.  Thats right they have to chop off their balls. 

It makes complete sense.  People are having children to get bigger checks so they can buy bigger things.  If we just give them bigger things in the begining then we dont have to worry about them having children.  Children that will learn from there parents to have more kids to get bigger and better things.  In two decades the class will will have no more offspring to perpetuate itself and begin to die out. 

This will also help a slupping domestic car industry that is seeing more and more people driving foreign cars.  More industry means more jobs which will help the middle class.  The better the middle class does the better the upper class does and soon the American dollar will be stronger than the Canadien dollar and the catch up with the Euro and put America back in its rightful place as the one and only super power in the world! 

Im begging those of you in the welfare class please chop off your balls.

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