Photoshopped Man Babies, I love It

I found the site ManBabies.com the other day.  The sole purpose of that site is to photoshop a baby’s head on a grown up body and a grown up head on a baby body – also known as a Man Baby.  We will likely be playing along here as well.  Here is our first go at it.  ManBabies.com holla at us!

Photoshopped Man Baby 01

White Sox Pink Beards for Breast Cancer

Ozzie Guillen Pink

Four Chicago White Sox players, including closer Bobby Jenks, dyed their facial hair pink in honor of the upcoming Mother’s Day holiday and to help raise awareness for breast cancer.  Major League Baseball (MLB) has helped raise money for the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation in their “Going To Bat Against Breast Cancer” program by placing pink ribbons on player and personnel uniforms, on the bases, special home plates, pink lineup cards, and various other promotional items.  Most notably, players will be seen swinging pink bats on Mother’s Day.  Much of the promotional items will be sold and auctioned with proceeds going to the Komen Foundation.

Having the players in Chicago do such a pleasant gesture will likely help get their completely awesome and underrated loud mouthed manager’s antics on the back page.  In recent days, manager Ozzie Guillen has popped off with an obscenity laced tirade that centered around the White Sox being “Chicago’s bitch” when compared to the lovable loser Cubs,  as well as bringing in sex blowup dolls to the clubhouse (with bats jammed in the back door and a sign that said “You gotta push” – at least nobody got caught banging it like the guy in this video).  Guillen was once ordered to sensitivity training classes after he called reporter Jay Mariotti (most notably on ESPN’s Around the Horn) a “fag”.  Apparently many people don’t agree with Mariotti, as evidenced by there being a site called www.jaythejoke.com and it is also worth mentioning that Ozzie Guillen has not let up on him either.

Hey at least the Sox are getting a head start on helping the Mother’s Day cause, even if their season may be heading in the wrong direction.  And enjoy our photoshop of Ozzie helping the cause too.  Any other pink Mother’s Day photoshops out there?

Americans Find Child Touching to be Wrong, the Dutch Make it a Performance

VH1 Best Week Ever found and posted a video (previously found by videogum.com in their “that’s your boyfriend” series) that accomplishes one of two things:

  1. The United States of America are very different as a cultural and censor things, or look down on things, that should be considered artistic. aka Loosen Up U.S.A, this video is weird to only YOU!
  2. Any culture, person, group, entity, douchebag, etc. that finds this video mildly entertaining, sexual, funny, cute, or anything other than absolutely disturbing has SERIOUS issues.

The video is of a Dutch entertainer named Paul de Leeuw (looks like Andy Richter) serenading a young boy on a stage. Then he starts kissing and licking the kid and it turns into a really weird pedophile sodomizing piece. VH1 prefaces the video like this:

WARNING: The video you are about to watch is easily one of the most disturbing, chill-inducing thing you will ever see, 2 Girls 1 Cup included. It is the essence oil of nightmares. You have been alerted.

So don’t watch this video… but at least read the awesome comments taken from a different Paul de Leeuw video found on YouTube screencapped below.

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Paul de Leeuw YouTube comments

I don’t get it.  Maybe it is “perfectly normal”.  I don’t know anything of the guy, but it sure is weird to me.

Found on YouTube – mozart is my boo

I was up late and caught some of Amadeus last night on HBO or what not. I decided to look up a bit more about the drunken composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart…

Went here
Went there
Went to Wikipedia
Went to YouTube

and found this awesome comment under the “Mozart Requiem Mass in D Minor VI – Confutatis and Lacrimosa” video that I was watching (which I have heard done better IMHO).

mozart is my boo comment on YouTube

“mozart is my boo” – that’s awesome zombie7272!

Pizza Hut is Awsome Graffiti (at the Yacht Club)

Pizza Hut is Awsome Graffiti

Apparently in Iowa City somebody felt the need to graffiti up a brick wall in a bar with the words “Pizza Hut is Awsome” in Sharpie. I love the enthusiasm, of course the Sharpie / jank handwriting, and the fact that “awesome” is misspelled only adds to the value.

This was sent to me via (what the kids are calling) text messaging from Spanky and Griff. I love it.

Also I do love Pizza Hut for their jackpot wings, best-in-the-business thin crust sausage, and the fact that they serve Mt. Dew from the fountain. That being said, they are the most ridiculously overpriced mainstream pizza chain in the business. Can we get a little moderation please?


Spanky would like to add that this is written on one of the humongous brick pillars at the Yacht Club, which is discussed in:
http://soupytrumpet.com….

Backup New York Giants Tight End Kevin Boss Godly Wikipedia

Kevin Boss Strange Wikipedia Entry

The New York Giants won the NFL Super Bowl back in February over the 18-1 not 19-0TM New England Patriots. Many have attributed some of the success to the fact that disruptive pro bowl tight end Jeremy Shockey got hurt and was unable to play. Rumors have since circulated that Shockey will be traded, released, or somehow not with the team next year and the move is likely to come during the first day of the NFL Draft.

Shockey’s replacement Kevin Boss is the only one that does not believe that.

“He’ll be back,” Boss said, per Vacchiano. “I’ve got a lot more to learn from him. He’s been a great mentor. Obviously he’s a better player than me. He can do some things I can’t yet.”

Doing a little research on the modest not as good Boss shows he is right about Shockey being the superior douchebag and football player regardless of whether he is right about him being back in blue next season or not. Research lead to the Kevin Boss Wikipedia entry that seemed simple enough except for one strange line (maybe I am missing something somewhere???):

Kevin Boss has also been referred to by many as God in the second coming.

WTF does that mean? Is that a prank? Is that a rightfully mad Giants fan that sees that Boss is not THAT good that you can throw away a talent like Shockey? Or is that Shockey himself editing that entry, after all he is disgruntled by the perception that the Giants got better when he was off the field.

Anyone have any insight on this or the Patriots trying to trade mark “19-0″ (link above) when they finished 18-1? Don’t Stop Believing

Goldschlager Worth Gold Digging?

Photoshop of a gold digger with Goldschlager

Have you ever wondered how much real gold is in a bottle of Goldschlager? Pumpkin doesn’t drink and isn’t a Kanye West’esque Gold Digger, so I never have pondered on that or any gold. However some people took it upon themselves to answer that question and I stumbled across their findings at cockeyed.com’s “How Much Is Inside”.

The results are not that surprising as there is very little gold in a bottle… $1.38 worth in the test bottle. The link above is worth a short read. It’s pretty funny and they offer alternative “schlagers” like “coinschlager”, “cornschlager”, and “googlie-eyeschalger”. I would love to see some other ideas… possibly some photoshops??? hmmm stay tuned.

Dear Atlanta Falcons, Please Don’t Draft Matt Ryan 3rd

Photoshop of Matt Ryan holding a Falcons jersey at the draft

The Atlanta Falcons have the third pick in the 2008 NFL Draft that is being held in New York this weekend. Matt Ryan, the quarterback from Boston College has been tabbed as the most likely candidate to be drafted first among the quarterbacks eligible. Being that the Falcons have Chris “I was selling insurance a couple of years ago” Redman, Joey Harrington (cut then inexplicably re-signed cheaper), and local hero DJ Shockley, it would seem that the Falcons need to address the quarterback position. In fact it is apparent they will draft one, it is just uncertain when that will be.

I am not 100% sold on the fact that Michael Vick is not coming back to the Falcons to play football. I cannot treat the situation like the Cub fans did Kerry Wood and Mark Prior for years – expecting them to come back and be lights out. I did like how Redman played last year and was fond of Shockley before his injury. Harrington is nice enough but tried to give the job away to Byron Leftwich and ultimately Redman on numerous occasions. Him being back on the team is more surprising than Alge Crumpler, Warrick Dunn, DeAngelo Hall, Rod Coleman, and the others not being back on the team. It appears that Shockley will likely be the odd man out when the new QB is picked.

The Falcons need many things and are loaded with picks to get them in this draft. My hope is that they pass on the uncertain Ryan in favor of a defensive player like Glenn Dorsey and grab a quarterback later. There is a chance that Ryan could do a Brady Quinn fall and the Falcons could trade back up to get him then. Any of the second tier QB’s in the draft paired with Dorsey net a bigger gain then Ryan and anyone else in my opinion.

Also quarterback drafting is far from a science. This study (aimed at jabbing at Brett Favre’s replacement Aaron Rodgers) shows the high risks involved with drafting a quarterback in the first round (not to mention the ridiculous costs for players that have yet to touch the field).