NEWS

Newly found planets make case for ‘crowded universe’

Lifehacker.com

How to Make Windows Vista Less Annoying

Power User’s Guide to Firefox 3

instructables.com

How to rescue a stinky T-shirt (Coping with str…

sogoodblog.com

Cindy McCain Caught Plagiarizing Recipes AGAIN

gizmodo.com

Dealzmodo: Amazon MP3 Albums For $1.99 (Starting With Coldplay)

NEWS

Lost parrot knows address

Lifehacker.com

Top 10 Firefox 3 Features

antimusic.com

Vh1 Holding Metal Memorial

Oh shit. Metal weekend. SWEEEEEEEET!

sogoodblog.com

McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken Biscuit

Taguchi swears it’s cash.

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FakeTV emulates human watching the tube, supposedly discourages thieves

Oh, come on. Like we need something to fake that. I think the burglar’s starting assumption is that your over-sized ass is in the couch watching TV. It’s the American thing to do.

NEWS

Girl’s twin found inside her stomach

CREEPY!!!

Lifehacker.com

How to Cram All Your Travel Gear in One Bag

gizmodo.com

NYU Student Creates Virtual Girlfriend—Shame She’s Only 2D

Yes, the dorks never cease to come up with new ways of pretending to get some.

sogoodblog.com

http://www.sogoodblog.com/2008/05/12/tim-mcgraw-has-his-own-fritos-flavor/

NEWS

Obama narrows Clinton’s lead in superdelegates

Lifehacker.com

Track Your Domino’s Pizza Order from a Terminal

Pumpkin will like that one.

gizmodo.com

http://gizmodo.com/388846/nes-controller-mod-may-just-be-most-fun-coffee-table-ever

Dorky. Very dorky.

sogoodblog.com

Papa John’s $.23 Pizza Causing Huge Lines

instructables.com

How to get on Xbox Live with Dialup

Pumpkin and I have cracked on this concept so much, but someone apparently needs to get it done.

Washington Post:

Grand Theft Auto Release set for 4-29-08 leaked to web late last week

ESPN.com:

Falcons Select Ryan, Pumpkin trying to stay positive

Magic, Jazz both go up 3-1; Hawks Beat Celtics, series at 2-1

Cupcakes.net:

Lars is still a Major Player in the Douche Bag Game

MSN.com:

Afghan President Karzai Survives Assassination Attempt

The Onion:

Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet

Stoner Regales Friends with Tale of This One Bong he Saw in Iowa City Once (archive)

Iowa City Summer of the Arts:

Lineup for July 4 weekend Jazz Fest is a Juggernaut (MMW, Schofield, Redman)

Spanky beat me to the punch, so here is a second edition… oops

Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

• Cracked.com lists 8 pointless rules comic book movies follow
• Girls Gone Wild (GGW) Gone Wrong video (SFW) by National Banana at GooglyFoogly.com
• Adam Pacman Jones was traded to the Cowboys - Best Title EVER for an Article is this one
• The Richard Gere Gerbil has its own MySpace page, click around their top friends
• Double Viking shows a dude in Japan getting caught on camera vandalizing tulips - breaking news!
• Adolf Hitler’s “Mein Kampfy Chair” photoshopped product and bonus coverage of the Nazi Indiana Senator speaking at a Hitler birthday party
• wired.com thinks the Sprint Instinct will sell like “crack-injected hotcakes” and Sprint agrees
• Cameltap.com found Keyboard Pants that help dudes get work done AND not get laid

Spanky would like to add this video on DoubleViking:
“Something is goin’ on, can I smell yo’ dick?”

NEWS

Student ‘Twitters’ out of jail

Next time Spanky gets arrested, he’s going to Twitter it and hope that Grown Pumpkin shows up in a Warthog.

Lifehacker.com

RegToy Tweaks Your PC Every Which Way

sogoodblog.com

Obama’s Half-Eaten Sausage, Waffle, Put on ebay

ruthlessreviews.com

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL

Wow. A glowing review from Erich Schulte, an old pal of yours truly.

-MC Spanky McGee

NEWS

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/15/bejeweled.proposal.ap/index.html

Work with what ya got, I guess.

Lifehacker.com

Turn Your iPod Touch into an iPhone

gizmodo.com

Scientists Use Lasers to Create Lightning; Using Lightning to Zap Your Enemies Still Pretty Far Off

sogoodblog.com

Cindy McCain Plagarizing Food Network Recipes

thepandapage.com

#63: A Field Guide to Internet People: College Revolutionaries

instuctables.com

How to crush a can on your head

NEWS

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/04/02/sot.obama.heckler.cnn

Obama gets heckled by some dork who “just wants a picture with the Senator.”

Lifehacker.com

Firefox 3 Beta 5 Now Available For Download

Cook Better with Your Microwave than Your Stove

Sweet. I rock the microwave. I reheat DiGiorno and get frozen burritos ready to jam.

gizmodo.com

Blu-ray Awareness Hits 60%…Hooray?

That’s way better than the percentage of people who know the casualty number in Iraq. See:

Public Is Less Aware of Iraq Casualties, Study Finds

Twenty-eight percent of the public is aware that nearly 4,000 U.S. personnel have died in Iraq over the past five years, while nearly half thinks the death tally is 3,000 or fewer and 23 percent think it is higher, according to an opinion survey released yesterday.”

sogoodblog.com

Burger King Releases Steakhouse Burger

Oh shit. That looks crazy. Looks like a review might be in the works.

g4tv.com
Game review: Obscure: the aftermath

Looks like a ton of digital cleavage. Imagine that.

news

third graders plot to hurt their teacher.

Christ. Maybe it’s all the Halo… maybe it’s the parents…

Lifehacker.com
Trim Down Windows to the Bare Essentials

g4tv.com
‘Call of Duty 4′
Multiplayer Maps

sogoodblog.com
Fenway to Offer Vending Machine Kosher Dogs

Sounds sooooooooo yummy!

instructables.com
How to Make a Pedal Board Out of an Old Briefcase

Gizmodo.com
gizmodo goes with Mr T theme for April Fool’s Day.

-MC Spanky McGee