Censors – Now Hiring?

I’d have to say that I thoroughly enjoy censorship. I do not mean that I like the act of censorship, but more the tomfoolery that comes with it. I love when people are late bleeping something out or when people cause the news people to go off on live tv (ala Opie & Anthony’s “Attack On The Media”). I also love when they blur something out and you still pretty much get the idea of what is going on. I mean how is that any kind of effective?

Cursing is the best. On the radio there are a handful of words not allowed. Artists and jockeys get around this by using other words with the same meanings or by using code words (ala drug deal spoofs). After awhile censors sometimes pick up on the innuendos and double entendres. Now the whole point of this article is that sometimes censors have absolutely no idea what is being discussed, portrayed, or sung. The people responsible for our country’s protection of offensive content often are as helpless as a third butt cheek. The youth of today are savvy and artists play to that. Your teens know what is going on and are in on the joke being played on parents and conservatives alike. Censors need to hire teens to decode what is going on. If you leave it to people that are out of touch, they will continue to get burned. note: I hope they neglect this warning.

Here is a song from 2003 that was one of the highest played for the year. “Get Low” by Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz. I will decode it for the censors so that they realize what they put on the air. I will also thank them because this song is awesome. You’ll see that they at least missed one key word that pretty much makes the song.

Radio Version:

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down and fall (fall)
To all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet <—–skeet=male ejaculate
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she cut dat question been harassing me
In the mind this girl is fine
I done came to the club about 50-11 times
now can I play with yo panty line
club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating me now
Playa drunk then a muf threaten me now

[Ying Yang:]
She getting crunk in the club I mine she workin’
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off OOH she naked
ATL. sorry don’t disrespect it
Pa pop yo thang like this <—–yo thang=vagina
cause ying yang twin in this B I
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see tig ole bitties <—–breasts
Now bring yo’self over here girl and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo wanta act you can keep yo self where you at

[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down and fall (fall)
To all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat BODY to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat body to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat butt ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat body to the left and the right ya
Drop dat body ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) den wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) den wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) den wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) den wiggle wit ya

[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down and fall (fall)
To all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down and fall (fall)
To all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

Got What (What?) ya’ll twerking a little bit ladies (A LIL’ BIT!)
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder then dat (Harder than that)
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya’ll to do this (what?) like this!
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat aiss up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat aiss up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat aiss up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat aiss up and down and get low (get low)

[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down and fall (fall)
To all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Outro: Humming]

Translated:
[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing looking beautiful, dance and sing to me once more
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to that particular wall)
To the sweat drop down my testicles
To all these females crawl (crawl)
Until I ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate
all ejaculate ejaculate, got, i got what?
To all ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate
all ejaculate ejaculate, got, i got what?

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