I was told a story tonight that I find pretty funny. The story lasted for about 30 seconds and I laughed for probably just as long. This brings the level of content to laughter to about half as much as the movie Friday… simple math.
The story involves a waitress that looks like a carp and sounds like a dying animal, and her exchange with a table one evening.
Carp: “How is everyone doing tonight?”
Table: “We are doing alright. And yourself?”
Carp: “I’m fine.”
Table: “Don’t you think you ought to go look in a mirror then come back and answer that again?”
Carp to Coworker: “I’m not sure if they were kidding… that was mean… I know I am no beauty queen, but I’m not that bad.”
[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZLHjV2lfE[/youtube]