Don’t buy Mommy’s Bliss Nipple Cream. You have been warned.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/23/fda.nipple.cream.ap/index.html

Apparently it will mess up your baby.

he Food and Drug Administration on Friday warned women not to use or purchase Mommy’s Bliss Nipple Cream, marketed by MOM Enterprises Inc. of San Rafael, California.

The cream, promoted to nursing mothers to help soothe dry or cracked nipples, contains ingredients that may cause respiratory distress, vomiting and diarrhea in infants, the agency said. “

What about dudes? Can they still use the nipple cream? I like to keep mine soooooo supple.

I hear Sich Freuen gets dry nipples. Wee waa wee waawaa!

-MC Spanky McGee

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Spanky really likes Wendy's #6, and does not buy the so-called purist's prohibition against adding onions or pepperjack to Spicy Chicken. Spanks also rocks out El Burrito Loco in DeKalb, IL. Winners: Arby's, Taco Bell, and Burger King. Losers: Taco John's and people who don't cuss. Slappy is a firm believer in evolution, loves his iPod, and does not like the Republican Party. Slappy also likes double-bass-driven metal (Tool, Lamb of God, etc), funk, classic rock, but also likes classical and pop music.

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