Looks like we’re on an anti-Apple kick today at Soupy Trumpet. So be it.
Look, I downloaded the piece of shit known as “iTunes 7″ last Friday afternoon just before I had a bash to celebrate Iowa’s imminent ass-kicking of Iowa State. (BTW: I wonder whether Rashawn Parker is going to come back to football after taking that monster hit from Marshal Yanda). iTunes 7 is slow. Slower than Pumpkin in a race for some donut holes. Slower than Taguchi in touch football. iTunes 7 stutters, coughs, and does anything but play my Billy Idol songs smoothly when I need them. I’m a man who takes his parties seriously, so needless to say, I was not thrilled that my music was not working. So, I dumped that shit and then reinstalled 6–twice, since 7 messed up my registry.
So, iTunes 7: sucks, blows, is not good, is terrible, does not work, has mudbutt, crapped its pants, is lame, is weak tea, made sloppy ploppy.
Don’t do it.