iTunes 7 BLOWS.

Looks like we’re on an anti-Apple kick today at Soupy Trumpet. So be it.

Look, I downloaded the piece of shit known as “iTunes 7″ last Friday afternoon just before I had a bash to celebrate Iowa’s imminent ass-kicking of Iowa State. (BTW: I wonder whether Rashawn Parker is going to come back to football after taking that monster hit from Marshal Yanda). iTunes 7 is slow. Slower than Pumpkin in a race for some donut holes. Slower than Taguchi in touch football. iTunes 7 stutters, coughs, and does anything but play my Billy Idol songs smoothly when I need them. I’m a man who takes his parties seriously, so needless to say, I was not thrilled that my music was not working. So, I dumped that shit and then reinstalled 6–twice, since 7 messed up my registry.

So, iTunes 7: sucks, blows, is not good, is terrible, does not work, has mudbutt, crapped its pants, is lame, is weak tea, made sloppy ploppy.

Don’t do it.

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Spanky really likes Wendy's #6, and does not buy the so-called purist's prohibition against adding onions or pepperjack to Spicy Chicken. Spanks also rocks out El Burrito Loco in DeKalb, IL. Winners: Arby's, Taco Bell, and Burger King. Losers: Taco John's and people who don't cuss. Slappy is a firm believer in evolution, loves his iPod, and does not like the Republican Party. Slappy also likes double-bass-driven metal (Tool, Lamb of God, etc), funk, classic rock, but also likes classical and pop music.

3 thoughts on “iTunes 7 BLOWS.

  1. There is a problem…at least to me. When I’m in the library and trying to listen to other peoples’ iTunes, my old version is not compatible with theirs so I can only listen to my stuff (or somebody who hasn’t updated yet). Kinda sucks. I’m like a little kid pressing my nose to the window of the S&M store.

  2. Well I certainly hate a$ but I find the upgrades in iTunes 7 to be great updates and welcome them with open arms. That being said, I can’t rule out 7 as being the reason why my 60gb video ipod says it’s corrupt. It’s like when you get rear-ended in a car that has a bad back bumper that you have been dying to get fixed and then having the guy get out and beat you up. Sure you get a new bumper out of the gig, but you’ll never really get that pride back.

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