As a connoisseur of t-shirts, I have to say that the Petrolcide shirt that Bro Taguchi gave me is pretty high up on my list. The best part is you get to live out the irony as you fill up when you’re wearing it.
There’s nothing more American than “sucking at the teat”–filling up at the the gas station–which is the heart and soul of our economy.

Too bad the price of gas is going down lately. That means my bling-status is dropping. Shit. Taguchi and I have speculated that in five years rappers will not wear diamonds, but instead will hang gas cans around their necks and brag about how much gas they have. That’s because the price of gas will be worth more than a “midget hangin’ from my necklace.”
The only problem with the T shirt is that it does invoke the gas station scene in Zoolander. But maybe that’s not a problem, on second thought–because it’s actually the same idea. Just substitute yourself for Derek Zoolander.
Pick it up at

And no, is not paying us for this. I just dig their style. Furthermore, I’m an oil-addict, too. Damnit.
-Spanky McGee, CEO of Bling-Bling Oil Co.

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Spanky really likes Wendy's #6, and does not buy the so-called purist's prohibition against adding onions or pepperjack to Spicy Chicken. Spanks also rocks out El Burrito Loco in DeKalb, IL. Winners: Arby's, Taco Bell, and Burger King. Losers: Taco John's and people who don't cuss. Slappy is a firm believer in evolution, loves his iPod, and does not like the Republican Party. Slappy also likes double-bass-driven metal (Tool, Lamb of God, etc), funk, classic rock, but also likes classical and pop music.

3 thoughts on “Petrolcide!!!

  1. good evening..for every B and G who wants to be el Presidente of the sea to shining sea..pull out of bushiwrack in 12 months..
    read about FDR and build a national monorail system with GEMS..electric cars by GE Motors..200 billion for transportation..good for the land and air…and jobs too.

    the samba the more acid rain

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