Here’s a thought. If you really want to curb energy use and to prevent the atmosphere from taking in more greenhouse gases, why not forgo having children? Think of all the energy you have consumed in a lifetime. Then multiply that for each child you would have…. Yep. That’s tons and tons of energy.
There’s no need to multiply. Forget all these hybrids, just use birth control!
Bonus: the fewer workers we have around, the more demand there will be, and the higher our wages will be! Ahhhh, we all win.
“But Spanky, I want my own rugrat!”
-MC Spanky McGee