“I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me,” he said in a brief news conference announcing his intention to resign, effective Monday. “I will try once again outside of politics to serve the common good.”
He added, “Our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.”
Eliot, ya messed up. But you’ve done some top-notch work. Hang on to that.
Now, stop being a douchebag, and get your life back on track.
I’ll try to do that, too.
-MC Spanky McGee