State Farm, get out of the damned stone age.

Man, I’ve been with State Farm a long time, probably too long. They insure my piece-of-shit vehicle.

I gotta tell you, their damn website is so janky, you can’t even schedule a future payment. In their FAQ, they write:

Can I schedule a payment to be made at a later date?
Not at this time.  As we enhance our EBPP [Electronic Bill Presentment and Payment] process by adding more features and options, this ability will be available.

“Not at this time”??? Look bro, feed the damn hamster that runs your server, and get the ability to to allow your customers to make future AND RECURRING payments. You guys ain’t that broke.

Yeah, yeah. I should kick these Atari-playing 8-track fans to the curb, but I’m too lazy to do it, although I’m apparently motivated enough to do a craptastic photoshop job and crank out this bitch-job of a post.

state farm commodore

Since I can’t use my computer to pay my damn bills from State Farm, I’ll just use it to play Oregon Trail instead.

-MC Spanky McGee

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Spanky really likes Wendy's #6, and does not buy the so-called purist's prohibition against adding onions or pepperjack to Spicy Chicken. Spanks also rocks out El Burrito Loco in DeKalb, IL. Winners: Arby's, Taco Bell, and Burger King. Losers: Taco John's and people who don't cuss. Slappy is a firm believer in evolution, loves his iPod, and does not like the Republican Party. Slappy also likes double-bass-driven metal (Tool, Lamb of God, etc), funk, classic rock, but also likes classical and pop music.

One thought on “State Farm, get out of the damned stone age.

  1. Doesn’t your bank support online bill pay? You can circumvent the State Farm website altogether.

    Oregon Trail was popular with Apple II kids. Commodore kids had much cooler games.

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