The Other Guy in Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora Drives Drunk – Gets DUI

Bon Jovi\'s Richie Sambora Mugshot

Richie Sambora, guitarist of Bon Jovi, was charged in Laguna Beach (California) today for driving his Hummer drunk with kids in the vehicle back in March.  Sambora received two DUI related misdemeanor charges for weaving across lanes and blowing a .13 bac.

Dude is rich and a woman was in the car (sober enough to be allowed to take the children with her)… point is “Hey dingle dick, let somebody else drive“.  He was lucky to avoid child endangerment charges.

He had been in rehab twice in 2007.  I hope that he gets it together, lets somebody else drive when he is blitzed, or is on the road alone when he learns the ultimate lesson.

Steve-o busted for cocaine? Boring.

I’m serious.

Jackass star Steve-O was charged with felony cocaine possession, and was hospitalized for the second time this week, at Cedar-Sinai Medical Center, TMZ reports.

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But this should be a no-brainer. The cops have had probable cause to arrest that dude since the damn show came out.

As if those boys are sober. Shit, Knoxville probably secretes highly-potent drugs, and Steve-O prolly licks them off him. They’ve gotta be fueled by something. Do you really think that Wheaties is what makes someone cram a toy car up his ass?

While I’m at it, I’m also predicting that a couple of those boys will turn out to be addicted to hardcore painkillers, hmmm, Rush Limbaugh?

Ok, Steve-O. You seem like a nice guy. Seem. Looks like it’s time just to chill out, Bromaha. Play some XBOX for a bit, have some beef jerky–just kick it.

-MC Spanky McGee

It’s too early for Spanky to be writing. 3-14-2008 7:47 AM

Gay porn stars busted for burglary: Teyon and Keyon

From the AP:

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Twin Porn Actors Charged in Burglary

Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.

Weird. I would’ve thought that gay porn would be so lucrative. Why would you need to steal? After all, the internet was made for porn… (or so it seems.)

Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police.

He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said.

He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ Kunkel told the Daily News.

Whoa!  That’s awesome. He can swim in handcuffs? Shit, I can barely swim with four functional limbs.

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-MC Spanky McGee