Eliot Spitzer Song Parody “Client #9″ and Ashley Alexandra Dupre “What We Want”

There has been plenty said already about the Eliot Spitzer Emperor Club VIP sex scandal. For now the “news” has stopped trickling in and the entertainment world is sinking their teeth into it. There is a song parody called “Client #9″ that is a loose version of “Love Potion #9” by The Searchers.

Details about the “Spitzer Girl” known as “Kristen” have surfaced as well. According to Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s MySpace page, her real-life personality (sans prostitution), she is an aspiring singer. Her profile features her pop/r&b song “What We Want”. Her “Top 8″ friends (actually only 5 make the cut) are Whitney Houston, Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Amy Winehouse, and Celine Dion. That lineup has had its share of issues as well.

“Client #9″
[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LdcsZZsv80[/youtube]Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka Kristen – “What We Want”
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If you never saw the above mentioned Celine Dion on Larry King back in 2005 speaking emotionally about helping with Hurricane Katrina, please do so now. Kanye West was probably on to something when he said that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” and Celine made her thoughts well known as well.  I do have to preface that her message is very much appreciated and heartfelt and quite frankly she may have even come off as inspiring.

…that being said, this has some hilarious lines that are golden.

Nobody can open any roofs? …take a kayak, go into those walls… big guns, what’s that? …they have never touched anything in their lives, let them touch those things for once.

Oh, I figured she was a redhead…

Yesterday I commented on how the media is taking the opportunity to use the Eliot Spitzer scandal to plaster the airwaves with “news” about prostitution…because it sells. Today they took it to a whole new level.

CNN.com has placed a photo of Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka “Kristen,” Spitzer’s mistress, on the front page. MSN.com has also run the story ID-ing the call girl. Other responsible news sources have fallen in line: FOXNEWS.com (front page photo), MSNBC.com and all the rest, basically. Bravo, you’ve proven that you’re all much bigger whores than Kristen…or perhaps we the public are the whores…or better yet, maybe this whole thing is a giant whore-gy.

One day they’ve got a photo of his crestfallen wife at the presser, and the next day they’ve run with the photo of this sexy vixen. “Oh, his poor family…somebody write a story on that angle. GET ME A PIC OF THE HOOKER, NOW!” Apparently, Kristen is now the story.

Again, I defer to the legendary Bill Hicks:

I’m tired of this back-slapping ‘Isn’t humanity neat?’ bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.

The media outlets have plenty of time to detail Kristen + Eliot sitting in a tree, and I’ve got volumes of Bill Hicks quotes. Watch the virus grow…this should be fun.