Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 6-17-2008


Newly found planets make case for ‘crowded universe’

How to Make Windows Vista Less Annoying

Power User’s Guide to Firefox 3

How to rescue a stinky T-shirt (Coping with str…

Cindy McCain Caught Plagiarizing Recipes AGAIN

Dealzmodo: Amazon MP3 Albums For $1.99 (Starting With Coldplay)

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 5-31-2008

Taco Bell Embraces the Drive Thru Rap


Japan man discovers woman living in his closet

ReplacementDocs Finds Manuals and Maps for Video Games

Grown Pumpkin will like that one.

RateBeer Finds You a Good Brew

I like that. Beer. MMMM!

Alien Video Uncovered: Real or Fake?

Make sure your computer speakers are on for the video. There’s audio.

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 5-21-2008


Lost parrot knows address

Top 10 Firefox 3 Features

Vh1 Holding Metal Memorial

Oh shit. Metal weekend. SWEEEEEEEET!

McDonald’s Southern Style Chicken Biscuit

Taguchi swears it’s cash.

FakeTV emulates human watching the tube, supposedly discourages thieves

Oh, come on. Like we need something to fake that. I think the burglar’s starting assumption is that your over-sized ass is in the couch watching TV. It’s the American thing to do.

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 5-15-2008


Girl’s twin found inside her stomach


How to Cram All Your Travel Gear in One Bag

NYU Student Creates Virtual Girlfriend—Shame She’s Only 2D

Yes, the dorks never cease to come up with new ways of pretending to get some.

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 5-9-2008


Obama narrows Clinton’s lead in superdelegates

Track Your Domino’s Pizza Order from a Terminal

Pumpkin will like that one.

Dorky. Very dorky.

Papa John’s $.23 Pizza Causing Huge Lines

How to get on Xbox Live with Dialup

Pumpkin and I have cracked on this concept so much, but someone apparently needs to get it done.

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 5-4-2008


Republicans use Obama as the bad guy in negative ads

Beijing’s Gigantic LED Wall Is Fully Solar Powered

48% see themselves running Windows XP in 2014

XP ain’t goin’ away….

Papa John’s clowns Bron Bron?

A funny picture and caption of a hobby gone too far.

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 4-25-2008


Student ‘Twitters’ out of jail

Next time Spanky gets arrested, he’s going to Twitter it and hope that Grown Pumpkin shows up in a Warthog.

RegToy Tweaks Your PC Every Which Way

Obama’s Half-Eaten Sausage, Waffle, Put on ebay


Wow. A glowing review from Erich Schulte, an old pal of yours truly.

-MC Spanky McGee

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 4-19-2008


Fake Ferraris are really Pontiacs, Toyotas

Suckas! I mean, uh, that, uh, sucks.

HotKeyBind Sets Keyboard Shortcuts for Any Windows Task

Checking out this link is a no brainer. You have a computer. USE IT.

Five Best DVD Ripping Tools

Ben Heck’s PS3 Laptop Charity Auction Starts, Already Tops $3700

Yes. A laptop with a PS3 in it.

Egg and Muffin Toaster


Microsoft readies ‘Albany’ subscription trial for consumers

Microsoft is about to make the biggest misstep ever. See: Microsoft’s absurd software subscription

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 4-15-2008


Work with what ya got, I guess.

Turn Your iPod Touch into an iPhone

Scientists Use Lasers to Create Lightning; Using Lightning to Zap Your Enemies Still Pretty Far Off

Cindy McCain Plagarizing Food Network Recipes

#63: A Field Guide to Internet People: College Revolutionaries

How to crush a can on your head

Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 4-11-2008


Field trip brings college class to Nevada brothel

Perpetual Web Coupon Saves 10 Percent at Best Buy

Find the Perfect Cell Phone Plan at BillShrink

Space Is Full of Crap

Solar Balloons, Too Good To Be True Adopted

‘Major League Eating: The Game’ Releases Trailer

#61: This Week’s 4 Life Lessons from Drunk Girls on MySpace

How To Make Friends

Dear God.

Build a Whisky Still

-MC Spanky McGee