Obama gets heckled by some dork who “just wants a picture with the Senator.”
Firefox 3 Beta 5 Now Available For Download
Cook Better with Your Microwave than Your Stove
Sweet. I rock the microwave. I reheat DiGiorno and get frozen burritos ready to jam.
Blu-ray Awareness Hits 60%…Hooray?
That’s way better than the percentage of people who know the casualty number in Iraq. See:
Public Is Less Aware of Iraq Casualties, Study Finds
Twenty-eight percent of the public is aware that nearly 4,000 U.S. personnel have died in Iraq over the past five years, while nearly half thinks the death tally is 3,000 or fewer and 23 percent think it is higher, according to an opinion survey released yesterday.”
Burger King Releases Steakhouse Burger
Oh shit. That looks crazy. Looks like a review might be in the works.
Game review: Obscure: the aftermath
Looks like a ton of digital cleavage. Imagine that.
Eco fishing in Indonesia
Ok, I’m posting this because it’s amazing how we humans are often so convinced that there’s only way to do something, and then it turns out that another way is so much better. Make sure to catch the bit about their new profit margin.
XCOR Lynx Bringing Sports Car-esque Travel to Space
Motorola Chops Off Handset Division
How to Put on a Condom
Yep. It’s true. We need directions for this.
Masturbation Positions: A Handy Guide
Chipotle – Dining
Reminder: H3 Heroic Map Pack now free
Turn Your PC into a DVD Ripping Monster
Caught Downloading Copyrighted Materialâ€”Now What?
Jailbreak Any iPhone or iPod Touch in 45 Seconds
This is a tutorial on how to free your iPhone so that you can add to it the programs/apps that you want.
Bill Richardson to endorse Obama
Scientists Discover that Moose Antlers Act as Amplifiers
Little-Known Google Features
‘Chocolate Rain’ guy among YouTube winners
In case you haven’t seen “Chocolate Rain,” here ya go:
[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA[/youtube]
Classic. Tedious, all in all, but classic.
-MC Spanky McGee
Dead Dog Sweaters May Not Be the Best Way to Remember Your Pets
Best Buy Pledges $10 Million to Past HD DVD Buyers; Trade-Ins, Too
Mom Says â€œFun Strawâ€ Looks Like Genitalia
Facebook ‘cheater’ won’t be expelled
To tell you the truth, I donâ€™t see how the Facebook group is different in principle from a study group.
A tool like Facebook does make it easier to to cheat, and the temptation probably goes up, too.
But, the students could get together secretly in person, and the only way to catch them would be to screen the results of their work (the old fashioned way, in other words).
I think the profs should devise assignments to make it hard for them to cheat, but easy to study together.
Maybe after we bomb or melt our way back to the stone ages, our memory skills can improve. Sweet.
See comments below for what other Soupy Trumpet writers think.
-MC Spanky McGee
While you’re here, check out Spanky’s take on Obama’s speech:
Obamaâ€™s speech on race, Jeremiah Wright, and the crux of the issue. A challenge to the critics.
McCainâ€™s Middle East policy: â€œKeep fighting the bad guys. Someday weâ€™ll figure out why.â€
High on Mount Sinai?
The biblical Israelites may have been high on a hallucinogenic plant when Moses brought the Ten Commandments down from Mount Sinai, according to a new study by an Israeli psychology professor.
Duh–this is a possibility. I’m not sure how we could show that they actually were, unless we can find some bones and scan em’ and shit.
Yahoo scrambles to block Microsoft deal
Thirty-Foot Trebuchet Fires Chicken Poop at Potential Thieves
Stuff White People Like: Expensive Sandwiches
Trent Reznor Releases Nine out of Thirty-Six Tracks on Free Download
Trent is no idiot, and he knows what the future of the music biz looks like. You’ll see more and more of this kind of promotion from high-profile artists, but I wonder how smaller acts will move along.
Audiophile Deathmatch: Monster Cables vs. a Coat Hanger
Maybe we’re all deaf, hmmm, Kip Casper?
Close Down All Non- Essential Windows Apps with EndItAll
This is the kind of hack I like. Kill off some apps on your computer.
North Church goes high-tech with LEDs
Who said the church couldn’t get their tech-dork suit on?
Major League Eating: The Game on Wii
Obstinate Couple Hates Chicken Sandwiches
We all know that Ned Flanders uses “Darn it” as a substitute for “Damn it”–and he’s not cussing–but don’t ya think he might as well do it? (I’m arguing for full-throttle cussing). He *means* basically the same thing (especially given that he knows what he’s doing with the substitution).
Then again, cussing is fun and cathartic because it is so-often forbidden, and our euphemistic “cuss”-words highlight that fact.
Spanky’s verdict: in favor of Sheetz. The couple is going on their subjective interpretation. Not enough to warrant penalty.
Semi-Pro gets kicked in the junk by reviewers.
Will Ferrellâ€™s latest attempt to make us laugh falls short from every point of view. The story play is predictable, the characters seems to be unrelated and there are moments when they seem to be in another movie, the gags are old and predictable and, unfortunately, not even Will Ferrell seems to be capable to pull this one in the direction of comedy.”
Spanky says: “Daaaaaaaamn!” I do agree: it seems that every Will Ferrell movie has the same character with the same mannerisms. Will, do what every superb big-time comedian does: you go to drama–that’s what Jim Carey and Tom Hanks did–with enormous payoff for them and for the audience.
Google-ize Your Windows Mobile Phone with Google2Go
No ‘GTA 4′ Demo Coming
The History of War, Starringâ€¦.Food?
THE MISUNDERSTOOD: IVAN DRAGO
Texas is the USA’s worst CO2 emitter.
I heard that YoMama’s roommate claimed that Baby Jesus will make more oil for us. That would be sweet. We could dump more shit into the air. I’ll return to this topic shortly.