Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 3-10-08

Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:

And Hot Off The Soupy Trumpet Press:

Heidi Klum wants to help Britney Spears. Ummmm… I don’t know….

From the Associated Press:
Klum Says She Wants to Help Spears

Heidi Klum wants to help Britney Spears. The 34-year-old model says she’d be willing to open her home to Spears while the troubled pop singer puts her life back together.

‘She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months,’ said Klum, a mother of three who is married to the singer Seal and lives in Beverly Hills, Calif. ‘I would help set her straight.’ “

This is absurd. What credentials does Klum have? Is she a counselor? No. Is she a psychologist? No. She ain’t Dr. Drew

We’re touched, really. I’m dead-serious. It’s good to see one human show some shred of concern for another, especially after such a shitty week for us all. But, Heidi, you’ve got to be realistic here. I just doubt that the big brother, big-sister program you and Seal are running in your basement is going to help Britney.

Don’t stop believin’….

MC Spanky McGee

Britney, you got a dart in your neck….

Below, Britney Spears with her manager, Sam Lufti, and a special guest:

britney spears manager dart

Spears’ manager accused of drugging singer

A restraining order against the man who’s been at Britney Spears’ side during her downward spiral alleges that he drugged her, took over her finances and controlled the ravenous paparazzi “like a general.” The order against Sam Lutfi was based on a lengthy declaration from Spears’ mother, Lynne, who says Spears met the 33-year-old in October 2007 and “essentially moved into Britney’s home and has purported to take control of her life, home and finances.”

Is this photo proof that he drugged her? Maaaaaybe.

No wonder she’s being so weird!

THAT’S AWESOME!!!

Britney Spears Taking Another Ride in an Ambulance

Britney Spears in an Ambulance

I hate to pile on people unless they are bona fide haters. Britney Spears has been in a free fall for sometime and the media has been throwing down on her every step of the way (and rightfully so to an extent). However today, January 31, 2008, Britney Spears has taken another ride in an ambulance from her home via armored motorcade to the UCLA Medical Center hospital to “get help”.

This is good news because ultimately it could save her life, provide more entertainment, and most of all get those kids away from the ex-backup dancer-current Chauncie-K-Fed aka Kevin Federline from Oregon that beat Great Puma in Pro Wrestling on NES. Britney’s mother, Lynn Spears, says she is doing alright and the hospital is keeping her in a “mental evaluation hold” so we may not see Britney in the news for awhile… then again we may see her pull a Michael Scofield and break out of that bitch and hop right back on the crazy train. By the way, her not so new album is pretty hot.

You can get the full story at omg minus the jank photshop.

New Kids On the Block Back On the Block

New Kids On the Block

Just like Star Wars, Spice Girls, Coca-Cola Classic, Pumpkin owning a dog, the Oakland Raiders, and all things ONCE arguably good; reportedly the New Kids On the Block (NKOTB) are coming back again.  This is a HOT MESS.  I didn’t make it up, and only part of that picture is photoshopped.  I am not hoping for them to fail…just NOT to catch back on.  Please no more Joey McIntyre or Jordan Knight solo albums…Marky Mark Wahlberg’s brother Donnie Wahlberg is a decent actor – this may hurt that credibility, and also who is Danny Wood anyway?