The Grand Theft Auto IV (GTA 4) video game comes out for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 tonight at midnight.Â I was one of the suckers lucky ones that was able to reserve the special edition versions for the 360 at Best Buy for only $90 (pictured above – Vaseline not included).Â I am admittedly happy and yet still sad because I will not see all of you.Â I will likely see less of Call of Duty 4, and Halo 3 may not even know me anymore. (here we go again)
I am hoping the Xbox Live service can hang tough this time.Â If it does, the game that IGN rated a 10, will be a slam-dunk for the 360 over the PS3 just for the online play.
“If players want they can jump online and never even play the single-player again,” Jeronimo Barrera, vice president of game development, told GameTap. “Online is a serious time sucker. You’re going to have to be really careful if you’re married,” he added with a smile. “
No shit, Jeronimo. I know this game is going to kick a ton of ass, but keep that shit away from me. I will end up like this:
I totally lost control with Halo 3, although I’m doing better with COD 4.
But I am not going anywhere near GTA IV. Fuck that. I’ll end up like one of those Chinese dudes in the internet cafes. D E A D.