Eliot Spitzer Song Parody “Client #9″ and Ashley Alexandra Dupre “What We Want”

There has been plenty said already about the Eliot Spitzer Emperor Club VIP sex scandal. For now the “news” has stopped trickling in and the entertainment world is sinking their teeth into it. There is a song parody called “Client #9″ that is a loose version of “Love Potion #9” by The Searchers.

Details about the “Spitzer Girl” known as “Kristen” have surfaced as well. According to Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s MySpace page, her real-life personality (sans prostitution), she is an aspiring singer. Her profile features her pop/r&b song “What We Want”. Her “Top 8″ friends (actually only 5 make the cut) are Whitney Houston, Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Amy Winehouse, and Celine Dion. That lineup has had its share of issues as well.

“Client #9″
[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LdcsZZsv80[/youtube]Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka Kristen – “What We Want”
[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LW4nof-Oh4[/youtube]
Bonus mostly Unrelated YouTube Coverage:
If you never saw the above mentioned Celine Dion on Larry King back in 2005 speaking emotionally about helping with Hurricane Katrina, please do so now. Kanye West was probably on to something when he said that “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” and Celine made her thoughts well known as well.  I do have to preface that her message is very much appreciated and heartfelt and quite frankly she may have even come off as inspiring.

…that being said, this has some hilarious lines that are golden.

Nobody can open any roofs? …take a kayak, go into those walls… big guns, what’s that? …they have never touched anything in their lives, let them touch those things for once.

“Just in case you survived the hurricane, we thought we’d kick you in the junk as a bonus”

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/29/fema.trailers.ap/index.html

FEMA knee
photo from http://www.velvetkick.net/

Thanks, FEMA.

Apparently FEMA thought they had been too passive during Katrina, so they thought they would become active and provide carcinogenic formaldehyde-laced trailers to these people. What’s FEMA’s next trick, to pin the victims to a giant tray and let some high schoolers slice and dice em’?

FEMA dissect

The kicker, of fucking course, is that they lied about about the risks of the formaldehyde.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency manipulated scientific research to play down the danger posed by formaldehyde in trailers issued to hurricane victims, according to an investigation by congressional Democrats.”

Yes, the nightmare of Katrina continues, unfortunately. Arrrghhhh.

-Spanks