“But Spaaaanky, that’s not what Johnny McCain said.”
Oh yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Likely Republican presidential nominee John McCain says he doesn’t look for any major political reforms in Cuba until after Fidel Castro dies, adding he hopes that’s not far off.
As McCain put it during a campaign stop in Indiana Friday, ‘I hope he has the opportunity to meet Karl Marx very soon.’
That’s fucking awesome. Clearly McCain thinks that Marx is in Hell, and he thinks that Castro should join him.
I love people that wish Hell for others. It must feel so great to condemn, to give affirmation to the judgment that someone deserves infinite duration and quality of pain. It’s especially awesome when it’s a politician that does. It’s natural that this blather comes out of someone who probably views the USA as being a Christian nation. Heh.
Never mind that it makes no sense that anyone on Earf would deserves an infinite reward or punishment…. What sense of proportion is that?
Anyway, what McCain doesn’t realize is that he’s probably more metal than anything. I’ll lay down some double-bass for him. I think we could crank out some Hell-themed “tasty jams.”
-MC Spanky McGee