Jackass star Steve-O was charged with felony cocaine possession, and was hospitalized for the second time this week, at Cedar-Sinai Medical Center, TMZ reports.
But this should be a no-brainer. The cops have had probable cause to arrest that dude since the damn show came out.
As if those boys are sober. Shit, Knoxville probably secretes highly-potent drugs, and Steve-O prolly licks them off him. They’ve gotta be fueled by something. Do you really think that Wheaties is what makes someone cram a toy car up his ass?
While I’m at it, I’m also predicting that a couple of those boys will turn out to be addicted to hardcore painkillers, hmmm, Rush Limbaugh?
Ok, Steve-O. You seem like a nice guy. Seem. Looks like it’s time just to chill out, Bromaha. Play some XBOX for a bit, have some beef jerky–just kick it.
-MC Spanky McGee
It’s too early for Spanky to be writing. 3-14-2008 7:47 AM
Here’s another Soupy Trumpet daily-dose of internet finds to enjoy:
a hilarious fan blog dedicated to former Cleveland Cavaliers – current Chicago Bulls guard Larry Hughes urging him to stop taking bad shots (site is no longer being updated because Hughes has been traded and the writer is a Cavs fan so his “work is done” – http://heylarryhughespleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com/
Jackass star Johnny Knoxville recently injured himself while attempting to do a backflip on a motorcycle under the guidance of world-record jumper Travis Patrana for an upcoming television special “Matt Hoffman’s Tribute to Evel Knievel”. Knoxville made a post on the brand new website called JackassWorld.com that describes the incident;
Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting â€œMat Hoffmanâ€™s tribute to Evel Knievel.â€ Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Donâ€™t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but letâ€™s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-hehâ€¦bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospitalâ€”lots!
Since his post was so short, there it is in it’s entirety.Â Be sure to checkout Jackass World since Wee-Man tells TMZ that the Jackass crew are creating a ton of new content for the site.