Don’t Do Work in Your Pants Son, Try Big Black’s Manpons

Christopher “Big Black” Boykin and his buddy Rob Dyrdek aka Rob & Big are definitive hall of famers at Soupy Trumpet, just about everything they do is funny to us. Now we want to share with you the commercial for Big Black’s Manpons. This commercial is hilarious and even has a nice little jingle (probably another “Drama Beat” like Dirty Girl by Bobby Light). You can watch the full Big Black Manpon episode at for free and see why this product MUST hit the market.

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Transcript: (pretty funny to read too)

Announcer: The following program is brought to you by Manpon. Manpon – It keeps the mud out.

Big Black: Hi. I’m Big Black from MTV’s Rob & Big and I am here to talk about a growing problem that doesn’t get enough attention – doodoo comin’ out of your butt when you don’t want it to. Well that’s all behind us. Thanks to my new Big Black Manpon. It’s pretty much just a wad of toilet paper you shove in your butt to keep the mud from coming out. But unlike regular toilet paper, it comes with my personal guarantee stamped right on the box. Don’t do work in your pants son! Try Big Black Manpons.

Jingle: If you’re walkin’ around with mudbutt, use Big Black Manpons, it’ll clean it up.

Announcer: For your protection.

Jackass Johnny Knoxville Hurts Balls in Evel Knievel Tribute

Jackass Johnny Knoxville Bloody Balls

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville recently injured himself while attempting to do a backflip on a motorcycle under the guidance of world-record jumper Travis Patrana for an upcoming television special “Matt Hoffman’s Tribute to Evel Knievel”. Knoxville made a post on the brand new website called that describes the incident;

Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting “Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.” Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!
—Johnny Knoxville

Since his post was so short, there it is in it’s entirety.  Be sure to checkout Jackass World since Wee-Man tells TMZ that the Jackass crew are creating a ton of new content for the site.