Don’t buy Mommy’s Bliss Nipple Cream. You have been warned.

Apparently it will mess up your baby.

he Food and Drug Administration on Friday warned women not to use or purchase Mommy’s Bliss Nipple Cream, marketed by MOM Enterprises Inc. of San Rafael, California.

The cream, promoted to nursing mothers to help soothe dry or cracked nipples, contains ingredients that may cause respiratory distress, vomiting and diarrhea in infants, the agency said. “

What about dudes? Can they still use the nipple cream? I like to keep mine soooooo supple.

I hear Sich Freuen gets dry nipples. Wee waa wee waawaa!

-MC Spanky McGee