News: “Microfiber fabric makes its own electricity?” Spanky brainstorms the possibilities.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1334… 

U.S. scientists have developed a microfiber fabric that generates its own electricity, making enough current to recharge a cell phone or ensure that a small MP3 music player never runs out of power.”

First of all, why is this in “Oddly Enough News”? This is big time, baby.

Second, I can think of a shitload of uses for this technology.

  1. Grown Pumpkin’s Game Boy will never run of out batteries again, so long as he walks to the refrigerator every now and then.
  2. Bro Taguchi can power his Walkman as he’s driving to Culver’s.
  3. Stooge can power his light-up clown nose.
  4. Make lingerie out of this stuff and we can power the entire country.
  5. Finally, your damn cat can be useful:

thunder power cat

-MC Spanky McGee

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