Yo quiero amiga! Taco Bell dog spanks it.

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mq2pxhB7u0[/youtube]

Spanky says:

This little bastard must be lonely since Taco Bell kicked his ass to the the curb. Now he’s got no job, no food, and he’s getting busted on camera polishing his red rocket. Maybe he’ll show up on VH1 soon looking for love or trying to “get fit.”

What a loser!

-MC Spanky McGee

Janky drumming: part II

I’m nearly drunk, and I don’t give a fuck. It’s 2:08 in the mawnin’.

I’m not the world’s greatest drummer, but I’m kinda ok. I’ve played some decent gigs.

All I know is, this dude is rich. Only loaded dorks have that many doors around their drumset. However, his drums sound like they’re being blasted out of clock radio speakers. At any rate, Captain Robo-drummer is laying down some paradiddles before he forgets what he’s doing and lapses into some random drumbeats.

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya2kJsNBavM[/youtube]

-MC Spanky McGee

The McCain girls

This is just janky as hell.

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNTPqG6ZECU[/youtube]

I’m not sure, but I think it’s the black woman that’s totally tone deaf.

OOOOOH! Check out the attitude:

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHVHslPtZfw&feature=related[/youtube]

-MC Spanky McGee

“Halo 3 teabag montage”: my critique

Ok, I have mixed feelings about this one:

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtP9-9W7yg[/youtube]

1. “Master of Puppets” is a nice touch, but it is a bit played out. We saw “Old School,” too, and it was funny in there. Now you’re just recycling.

2. The teabags are out of context. Yeah, you worked over some dudes in your video, but we need more evidence. You’re not a douche that teabags when you’re up by 2 kills, are ya? Are you playing your little brother?

3. 4:25 is too much to dedicate to this little habit of yours. WRAP IT UP, SON!

4. You throw in “Sad But True”? Come on, man. I’m half surprised you didn’t throw in some Drowning Pool. That wouldn’t be too obvious or anything.

5. Aleczz, are you really Lars?

Now this is decent:

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sdca0NYtPA&NR[/youtube]