People Search For Weird Stuff and Find Soupy Trumpet

In looking at the recent search terms used to find Soupy Trumpet I came to the realization that people are into some really weird stuff.  Below are a few of the search terms that found our wonderful home on the web just by typing in some search terms in Yahoo or Google. WTF?

  • is tay zonday a homosexual
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  • terrell owens porn photos
  • why does wendy’s carry the fish sandwich
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  • “hormel” spam ghetto
  • shat himself
  • you have a dart in your neck man
  • mail real dog poop
  • fat
  • pretty guy
  • pepperidge farm croutons

Here is an image of just the last two days top terms – redonkulous

Soupy Trumpet Search Results

What is a “Neck Queef” and Terrell Owens and Bangbros keep getting blown up (even though he is now cropped out of the picture on their site).

Barack Obama is Lucky to be Black According to Geraldine Ferarro – WTF?

Geraldine Ferraro Says Obama is Lucky to be Black
Twenty four years ago Geraldine Ferarro was the first woman to be on a major presidential ticket. She was the Vice President on the Walter Mondale ticket that lost in a landslide to Ronald Reagan. Fast forward to 2008 and Hillary Clinton is trying to become the first woman president of the United States of America and is currently embattled in a very close Democratic nomination race with Illinois Senator Barack Obama. Tonight the race goes to the Mississippi voters.

Ferarro has been attached to the Clintons since Hillary’s husband Bill’s administration appointed her to the position of ambassador to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights. She has been a strong ally of Mrs. Clinton and has served her campaign as a surrogate speaker, fund raiser, financial committee member, and even worked the phone banks. In addition to her work with the Clintons, Ferraro has worn many hats from hosting the television show “Crossfire” to being a U.S. Congresswoman, and even holding the position of senior managing director of the Global Consulting Group corporate public relations firm.

Sadly as accomplished as this woman has been and as dedicated to Hillary Clinton she has shown to be, her recent words may be the final stamp on her legacy. Like the sex scandal involved New York Governor Eliot Spitzer aka Client 9 or the “run for cover” quitting Admiral William Fallon, an entire career of public and or country service will be tarnished this week. Ferarro gave an interview to the Daily Breeze to preview her then upcoming speaking engagement at the Armstrong Theatre of the Torrance Cultural Arts Center Theatre in Torrance. In this phone interview with staff writer Jim Farber, Ferarro talked about the expected issues that challenge Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Issues like the media being soft on Barack Obama and of course gender.

“I think what America feels about a woman becoming president takes a very secondary place to Obama’s campaign – to a kind of campaign that it would be hard for anyone to run against,” she said. “For one thing, you have the press, which has been uniquely hard on her. It’s been a very sexist media. Some just don’t like her. The others have gotten caught up in the Obama campaign.”

Perhaps she should have taken pointers from the California community that regulates certain types of language rather than from gays > terrorists Sally Kern (who also fits the tarnished career description above) before she delivered her inferences that Barack Obama was having success based on the fact that he was black.

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position,” she continued. “And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.

Obama finds Ferraro’s comments “absurd” and “divisive”.

This nomination process has seen record levels of media coverage and many people involved with the campaigns just running their mouths and being removed from their involvement. It is hard to decipher what is “authorized” by the candidates and what will be denied and denounced once it has been said. The final chapter of this foot-in-mouth story has likely not been written.

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Hot Blonde Posing For the Winner Ebay Auction

I was looking online on Ebay.com last spring for rims to put on the Pumpkin Carriage and found some obscene listings in the wheel department, so I took a screenshot and saved it. I’d like to point out that Soupy Trumpet is not in the business of passing on vulgar images or peddling pornography. Additionally Ebay has been known to do well at protecting people so by no means is this their fault. I would assume the auction lasted for hardly any time at all… maybe Ebay took down the auction or some lucky buyer got a great deal on a low cost / high quality product.

Anyway a find like this is worth passing on, but the full image is not edited and is considered NSFW… also it is not one of our jank photoshop entries either. The true comedy is in the pricing I think.

“Hot Blonde Posing For the Winner”
Obscene Ebay Listing