Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” video

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Weezer reminds us about how dorky we all are for loving the internet–for being on on it.

Brilliant. It’s a “best-of” video.

And if you don’t recognize many of the clips in this video, you’re a damned Luddite.

The tune isn’t bad. It’s pretty classic Weezer, but that can’t hurt anybody.

-MC Spanky McGee

Americans Find Child Touching to be Wrong, the Dutch Make it a Performance

VH1 Best Week Ever found and posted a video (previously found by videogum.com in their “that’s your boyfriend” series) that accomplishes one of two things:

  1. The United States of America are very different as a cultural and censor things, or look down on things, that should be considered artistic. aka Loosen Up U.S.A, this video is weird to only YOU!
  2. Any culture, person, group, entity, douchebag, etc. that finds this video mildly entertaining, sexual, funny, cute, or anything other than absolutely disturbing has SERIOUS issues.

The video is of a Dutch entertainer named Paul de Leeuw (looks like Andy Richter) serenading a young boy on a stage. Then he starts kissing and licking the kid and it turns into a really weird pedophile sodomizing piece. VH1 prefaces the video like this:

WARNING: The video you are about to watch is easily one of the most disturbing, chill-inducing thing you will ever see, 2 Girls 1 Cup included. It is the essence oil of nightmares. You have been alerted.

So don’t watch this video… but at least read the awesome comments taken from a different Paul de Leeuw video found on YouTube screencapped below.

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Paul de Leeuw YouTube comments

I don’t get it.  Maybe it is “perfectly normal”.  I don’t know anything of the guy, but it sure is weird to me.

Found on YouTube – mozart is my boo

I was up late and caught some of Amadeus last night on HBO or what not. I decided to look up a bit more about the drunken composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart…

Went here
Went there
Went to Wikipedia
Went to YouTube

and found this awesome comment under the “Mozart Requiem Mass in D Minor VI – Confutatis and Lacrimosa” video that I was watching (which I have heard done better IMHO).

mozart is my boo comment on YouTube

“mozart is my boo” – that’s awesome zombie7272!

Yo quiero amiga! Taco Bell dog spanks it.

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Spanky says:

This little bastard must be lonely since Taco Bell kicked his ass to the the curb. Now he’s got no job, no food, and he’s getting busted on camera polishing his red rocket. Maybe he’ll show up on VH1 soon looking for love or trying to “get fit.”

What a loser!

-MC Spanky McGee

Janky drumming: part II

I’m nearly drunk, and I don’t give a fuck. It’s 2:08 in the mawnin’.

I’m not the world’s greatest drummer, but I’m kinda ok. I’ve played some decent gigs.

All I know is, this dude is rich. Only loaded dorks have that many doors around their drumset. However, his drums sound like they’re being blasted out of clock radio speakers. At any rate, Captain Robo-drummer is laying down some paradiddles before he forgets what he’s doing and lapses into some random drumbeats.

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-MC Spanky McGee

“One… two.. three…” A lesson on triplets… kinda.

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This video is a hot mess. This dude might be stoned out of his mind. At any rate, this is called, “Triplet lick fill drum lesson.” The dude has a few chops going for him, but he can’t explain himself for shit.

If you’re super-fucking-bored, this might get you by for a minute.

If you’re about to do some internet porn, do that instead. I won’t shit you.

This shit is straight-up janky.

-MC Spanky McGee

Halo 3 Betrayal: “If pigs could fly…”

Look, even if you don’t play Halo 3, this is worth a look. It’s just one of life’s little crazy coincidences. A player gets betrayed in a most curious way.

It might get a mild chuckle out of you.

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-MC Spanky McGee

Spanky is tired of Call of Duty 4. In particular, he’s tired of the noob toob and all of the juggernauts of the world.